Come 2012, fans won't have Pamela Anderson to ogle anymore. At least, fans without Internet access.

The erstwhile Baywatch babe claims she has no more than a half decade's worth of entertaining left in her before likely absconding from Hollywood and heading back to her native British Columbia.

"Five more years of [T&A], and I'll go back to Canada," the newlywed told USA Today. "I've got some land. It'll be time."

The 40-year-old blond bombshell said she's already been weaning herself off time in the spotlight, inaction that owes partly to her desire to be with her sons with ex-husband Tommy Lee, 11-year-old Brandon and 9-year-old Dylan, and partly to her desire to remain idle.

"I get offers to do movies and TV all the time," said Borat's dream woman, who has been assisting Dutch magician Hans Klok in his Las Vegas Beauty of Magic show since June. "I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy. But I'm lazy. I don't want to work. I want to be with my kids. So, I just fly in from L.A., do a few days of shows and go back home."

Home is currently in Malibu, where Anderson tends to another infinitely less glitzy assistant job, that of serving as "multiplication mom for the fourth-grade boys" at Dylan's school.

Anderson said that both her sons and new husband Rick Salomon, with whom she tied the knot in October during intermission between two magic shows, accompany her to Sin City as frequently as possible. Not that it's always the upbeat experience she hopes for.

"My kids, they're kind of scared of him," she said of Klok, "because he might make them disappear."

Fear aside, she credits the trio of men in her life with giving her a renewed sense of purpose and shoots down murmurings that she rushed into marriage too quickly with the erstwhile Paris Hilton sex-tape partner.

"Nah," she said of her seemingly hasty stroll down the aisle. "I make all of my decisions in about five minutes."

Plus, after nearly two months of wedded bliss, preceded by 15 years of being friends, Anderson says things have never been better or more solid.

"I'm the happiest I've ever been. We're good for each other...He knows about all my stuff, and I know all his. We've always rooted for each other."

As for how the duo spends their free time, the answer is hardly unexpected for celebs of their stature.

"We're in every night," she told the paper. "Having sex."

As for her previous litany of husbands, which in addition to Lee includes motormouth Kid Rock, Anderson said she has no hard feelings for either man.

"Look, I wish them all well. I'm moving forward with my life."